My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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