i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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