There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
soo... how was my night?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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