Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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