yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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