Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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