it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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