If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Houston, we have a squirter
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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