But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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