She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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