theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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