I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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