You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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