I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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