In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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