If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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