you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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