I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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