She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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