just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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