it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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