Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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