I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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