The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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