So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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