i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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