And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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