Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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