She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
