I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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