Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
