Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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