I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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