whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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