Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It was like getting head from an anaconda
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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