I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
