Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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