North Korea, Best Korea!
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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