You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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