A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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