If i come over, it means nothing
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
did you just send me my own nude
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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