Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Randomize
