That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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