I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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