Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
my being single is dangerous.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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