Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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