Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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