Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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