giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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