Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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