then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
There r osticjed everywhere
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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