Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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