i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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