I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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