i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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