remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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