Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
did i just pee glitter
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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