Why does Corona taste like a burp?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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